42 definition by mike truitt

My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen
Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE
by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

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leet for me>you Meaning that I am greater than you. Generally used to show supierority after a vicotry
by Mike Truitt September 01, 2003

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The worst damn kind of bones there are
by Mike Truitt August 05, 2003

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The best damn type of lover there is
by Mike Truitt August 02, 2003

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The only good way to tell a woman what to do
I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good
by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

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A party in which is occupied by only dead people.
I am having a dead party and you are not invited, breather!
by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

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Used as an expression of semi-displeasure when dealing with an object that has an older age to it.
That dang ol' truck needs awashin'
by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

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