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boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 10, 2010

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when you lay a baby on their tummy in attempt to get them to learn to crawl.
i'm starting to hate tummy time because she keeps screaming bloody murder and crying
by Matt Huff September 07, 2009

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1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.
1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

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-noun

An animal type creature which is the mix between a salamander, a llama, and a bird.
What were you trying to draw? because whatever it is just looks like some sort of sallamird.
by Matt Huff August 28, 2009

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a boob which is much longer than wide; typically one that sags or curves up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs

*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 10, 2010

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the horrid smell that comes out of one's back end after eating any kind of cheese from Applebees
see also: fart
i can't tell what is worse last night when i had to drop a baconator or today's applecheese
by Matt Huff December 10, 2010

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A dork with a badonkadonk.
"Get your big ass out of my seat badorkadork"
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

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