24 definitions by malcolm turntable

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The fear that Barak Obama's appointment will lead to world destruction.
Bill Clinton is baraknaphobic.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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The predessesor to Ali G, who is poised to be taken over by Ali H.
Ali F fought in Vietnam. This was much more hardcore than Ali G fighting in West Side.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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When a possession is stolen by a greedy jew (often hopitalized to avoid suspition)
"Oh lord where has my purse gone"

"My word, you've been jewed!"
by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
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The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.
Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.
by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
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A sugar coated pretzel shaped into one of Josef Fritzl's DNA strands.
"dude, you gotta try one of these Fritzls"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.
"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.
"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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