37 definitions by lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds

A way of telling a bloke to man up and stop being a pussy/coward/wet blanket.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Bloke: Aww i can't go up there it's high and i'm scared of heights
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
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For my description of the movie see Brandon Lee.
But i will say that it is the best fucking movie ever.
Brandon Lee should never have died, but what a way to die, shot by a dummy bullet on the set of the greatest movie ever!
Brandon Lee...so cute.
RIP Brandon...the crow will carry your soul
Hangmans joke
Victims....arent we all?
It cant rain all the time
Here funboy...
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something i do too much of whilst msn-ing and emailing. it's a bad habit in some respects - kicks bloody arse in others.
Yay-ness (unnecessary hyphen)
msn-ing (as i did earlier totally by accident)
ill-ified (yet again)

basically the art of unnecessary hyphenating is to break down perfectly fine words or to totally invent your own. You can do this by taking the 'ing' off a word and adding a hyphen in the middle OR adding suffixs to the end of normal words. like yay for example. this can then become yay-ness (for more yay!) you can mix and match many words and suffixs - my three favorites are:


Have fun =)
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1) another way to use the exclamation Jesus spelt differently but pronunced the same.

2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.

3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something
1) JEEZUZ! Look at that!

2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"


*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*
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one of the best indie/punk/alt bands there are.
i cant believe there's no definitions for them on here!
so im gonna give them the definition they deserve.
such gorgeous music ranging from soft rock to almost folky type stuff, utterly unique.
Fronted by mark morriss who wrote my favourite poem of all time in the back cover of their 3rd album 'Science& Nature'.
Anyway...yeh fronted by Mark Morriss (or Big Mo)
his brother Scott Morriss , Adam Devlin and Eds Chesters.
Played near where i live in november....my brother went to see them and stole the set list off the stage...and went on the tour bus ....and met the band.
They write all of their own songs (why would they need covers when they're so damn awesome?)
Some of their most well known songs are 'Bluetonic', 'Are You Blue Or Are You Blind?', 'Marblehead Johnson' and 'Keep The Home Fires Burning'.
If you've never heard of The Bluetones then you deserve a slap but at least after reading this you now have!!
*Mark Morriss is a lyrical genius in his own right*
I sleep in my beloved bluetones t-shirt
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those strange people that put more than one definition for a word.
usually their own word which nobody else has looked at and there are about 4 definitions of it all from the same person.
these people either must be very sad, get extrememly bored, or have a terrible short-term memory problem.
(insert word here)
this is a word i made up, its an exclamation

(insert word) iv just burnt my hand

Source: person

(insert word here)
this can also be used to compliment someone

aww johns such a (insert word)

Source: person
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a low performance inefficient automobile, the engine of which can only be used economically to gently heat local delacassies.
orig. Peel, Isle of Man

*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*

P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...
Air-Bear's 2CV..which he sunk =)...
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds November 09, 2004
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