The name of the decade from 2010 to 2019. We've had the noughties
, and after 2020 we will have the twenties
, so this has to be the most logical name for the one between.
Man: I've had some fun during the noughties
Other Man: Yes, just think what fun we could have during the oneties!
Spending more time than usual in bed, not necessarily asleep. Mostly used to describe someone who usually sleeps at night, but spends time during waking hours in bed as well.
My wife wasn't feeling well yesterday so she had a bedlife day!
Power walking, with more talking taking place than walking.
My wife and I were walking along when two people power talking came past.
Spending all day in bed. See bedlife for more information.
My wife wasn't well today, so she had a bedlife day.
That footballer who is being given the yellow card is such a negotihater
Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.
Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!
The opposite of Indian Giver
Used to describe the act of asking for something, then saying you don't want it yet.
Me: My wife asked for some help moving some stuff around, then said when I went to help that she didn't want it yet.
My friend: She's such an Indian Taker