14 definitions by legendary films

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A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.
After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
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What comes out of a vegetarians ass after gorging on ruffage.
After Jaay Whittington found out that red meat irritates his colon he became a vegetarian. One day he binged on cabbage thus producing the worst case of but slaw ever recorded.
by Legendary Films September 14, 2003
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To felch a dead person's rotting anus.
jaay's wife said their sex life was so bad that she would rather necrofelch his corpse.
by Legendary Films November 17, 2003
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1. A chick who is so fat, she can't wipe from the back. She wipes her ass from the front (she brings the shit TO the clit).

2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.
Big Booty Kim's ass is so fucking gigantic, she has to be a frontwiper.

jaay will always be a frontwiper.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
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Blood mixed with semen
After being denied sex from his wife, yet again, jaay began to masterbate profusely; thus producing a massive case of blemen.
by Legendary Films October 15, 2003
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1. The part of the thong that disappears into the asscrack.

2. Choice cut of ass in a female. Similar to the choice cut of a deer, known as the backstrap.
I love to nibble on my girls crackstrap.
by Legendary Films October 20, 2004
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A dirty buttpirate who chases kernels of corn that live in human feces.
richard simmons is a legendary kernelchaser.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
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