Girls who lack calcium and vape despite having a history of lung related health problems. 7-10 cracks can be heard when #crispygals attempt to do a squat. Often claim to be halal despite putting no effort into getting rid of their crippling nicotine addiction. #Crispygals can often be found hiding specifically in third floor bathrooms during any point of the day except classes they deem important to attend. It is a mystery how most #crispygals are absolutely bootilicious, despite their inability to perform a single squat.
“Bro, go to third floor library bathroom in fifth period. I heard #crispygals will be doing hotbox.”
“Wallah? I’ll be there!”