Pink Finger a.k.a. 'Taggers Thumb' is a fictional condition caused by a rare cancer of the spine which causses your digits turn un-natural colours. In reality it is a result of too much stencil-bombing.
1. Ant: Mum, can I have the day off school, my pink finger's flared up again?
2. Tom: Ant, move you hand or you'll get pink finger.
An incredibly stupid person that appears to be intelligent at a glance.
person 1: Mr Burts well cool, he used to be in the UFL.
person 2: UFL, whats that?
person 1: The European Football League.
person 2: You dumbshit, youre such a millett sometimes.