When a males penis has a very thin shaft, but an unusualy large lid, making it look like a spoon.
"I saw Gavin getting changed the other day and he's got a well bad spoon cock!
Widely mistaken for Urban Dictionary
but is actually an entire glossary of words that are linked, similar and ryme with the word turban.
Thomas: What the fuck? Why hasn't urban dictionary loaded?
James: Look at the URl. You put in Turban Dictionary.
Thomas: Oh yeah, LOL!
The term given to somones penus when it has had so much sperm coated over it that it actually begins to turn white and smell of fruits.
"Did you have intercourse with Eric?"
"No, he's got a well bad yoghurt-cock"
When somone puts their arm down the piping of the toilet to find a shit. This is usually performed after somone else has just been to the toilet, obviously increasing the chance to find something.
There are many reasons people do shit fishing, but the three most commen reasons are:
Somone ate something that the person needed
"Hey John, wanna play some b-ball on saturday?"
"I can't Stan, I'm going Shit Fishing with my dad."
Fat eeling is refering to the action you take when trying to loose weight. It is when people (in most cases) have run out of options and turn to electrotheropey or shock treatment.
"I heard Sharon is getting lipo-suction because she's quite plump."
"No, she's getting fat eeling"
The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.
"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"
To describe somthing thats good.
Aww man that is a tensin new tatoo you got boy!