75 definitions by joe bone

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A cruel event, typically in a college setting, at which the gentlemen compete to see who can attend with the ugliest date.
Damn, I could have won $100 if only that guy hadn't shown up with the retarded kid from the grocery.
by Joe Bone March 07, 2005
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A female, or female sex organ, as in "pussy pie".
Dude let's go get us some pie.
by Joe Bone March 07, 2005
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1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.
"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."
by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
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An especially exciting sporting event such as a football or basketball game, typified by back and forth scoring and a great finish.
Dad: "Damn, that game was a barnburner!"

Joe: "What the hell are you talking about, old man?"
by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
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A football play in which several speedy wide receivers (generally of African descent) run to the endzone (go deep) in an attempt to catch a long forward pass from the quarterback. Often used in late game situations, it is particularly effective against teams with white defensive backs.
With 14 seconds to go, Marino called "niggers go deep".
by Joe Bone April 17, 2005
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1. excellent metal band founded in late 70's by former Deep Purple member David Coverdale.

2. penis
1. "Crank up the Whitesnake, bubba!"

2. "Sit on my whitesnake, sweetcheeks!"
by Joe Bone March 17, 2005
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1. freebase form of cocaine, generally smoked in a crackpipe

2. the crevice between one's butt cheeks.
"The Customs officer stripsearched Oprah and found forty pounds of crack."
by Joe Bone March 14, 2005
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