26 definitions by jeff the beast

22

Where u have sex with sandpaper and it fuckin hurts

I accidentally did Hurt Sex

by jeff the beast March 22, 2017

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23

The Sperm Effect

You laugh so hard that you pee out sperm

I had The Sperm Effect

by jeff the beast March 23, 2017

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24

Will is a dick right

Will is a dick right

Will is a dick right

by jeff the beast March 23, 2017

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25

When u shit so damn har

I just want to Sh'ard all over

by jeff the beast March 22, 2017

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26

A zoo with no animals

I went to a Shit Zoo

by jeff the beast March 22, 2017

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