12 definitions by james frohlich

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A game played by tired people. In short, one person yawns and then the other person does. Should the original yawner yawn twice before the second person yawns once, player one has one point.
We played tweleve rounds of yawn pong last night.
by James Frohlich April 11, 2007
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The antonym of "motherfucker". A bitch, or rude woman.
Fuck you, fatherfuckress!
by James Frohlich April 11, 2007
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Confidence brought on simply by being in your car.
I shortchanged the tollbooth operator, because I had a bad case of carfidence.
by James Frohlich April 11, 2007
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Verbal or nonverbal harsh reprimand (especially one which follows with a lecture).
My parents totally gave me a rom session when I came home late last night.
by James Frohlich April 11, 2007
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Confidence brought on by being in a crowd or mob.
I had no problem yelling at the Sonics, I had total crowdfidence.
by James Frohlich April 11, 2007
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The word "lisp" said with a gay lisp.
Sut up, I deiun't have a leosp.
by James Frohlich April 11, 2007
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German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.
Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.
by James Frohlich April 11, 2007
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