A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!
"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"
Some stupid retard that always slows down in the middle of the road just to watch some guy get arrested in the ditch! The type of guy to stare at someone taking pills and getting mad when asked to stop.
"Yo look at that stupid bitch over there"
"Yeah, he must be a rubberneck"
A group of people that say they are a corporation that makes you feel good and cure your mental illness, but they just make music.
"Hey Eric, how was Feel Good Inc?"
"It was complete dog shit! All they did was sing songs!"
When you are so lonely that you add some random guy's contact to your phone every time you shit and you think ur texting it.
"Hey, Carl looks pretty sad man!"
"Yeah, he's a Call Duty!"
