A judge or some form of judicial process.
He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.
A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.
Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.
Anal sex with violence.
I'm going to arse rape you.
An inability to have a shit with the light on.
Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.
Spanish for balls.
(Upon getting into a cold swimming pool and having the water kiss the underside of your scrotus):
Aaah, mis bolas!
Hairy women's bits. As in bush.
She had a mean george dubya!
Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.