14 definitions by i hate zalman rodkin

bitchsack

Someone who is particularly bitchy and is a ballsack; someone who is so annoying that they make it possible to create a mixture of a male and female description to describe them.

David: "Kyle tried to molest my sister."
Sam: "That bitchsack!"

by i hate zalman rodkin March 31, 2016

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Karkafta

A Turkish word for intense diarrhea for 3 consecutive days.

"Damn, I had such a bad karkafta last week!"

by i hate zalman rodkin December 21, 2018

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I fucked up

When you shit your pants while your sleeping

Last night, "I fucked up"

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

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Trump Tower

A reference to a relatively large penis owned by a narcissistic, egotistic, pussy-grabbing man.

"I bet he's got a Trump Tower, that dickhead."

by i hate zalman rodkin January 14, 2017

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Twatter

A website where females portray their gentialia with a short message following.

"Did you see her post on Twatter?"

by i hate zalman rodkin February 09, 2017

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Squilf

SQUIRREL I'D LIKE TO FUCK. No need for explanation, I know you can all relate.

"Damn, do you see that bushy tail on that plump-ass squirrel? What a squilf!"

by i hate zalman rodkin November 15, 2018

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Zalman Rodkin

A person who pretends to be amazing and nice and kind and sweet and great, but is really Satan.

Zalman Rodkin is a little bitch.

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

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