Moving from one bathroom stall to another upon realizing there is no toilet paper after already "starting."
Man I was droppin' my deuce and realized there was no toilet paper so I had to make the jump to the next stall.
To make a responsible though unfavorable choice in work, school or life in general. To get ahead in your work to avoid the stress of doing in it later on deadline.
You need to just eat your vegetables and start that research paper instead of play Xbox.
I seriously ate my vegetables and went to the library to work on my dissertation.
Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.
Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.
(n) the act of licking an eyeball or having one's eyeball licked for sexual arousal
Damn girl, can I get that lenscrafter?
Yeah, we were hooking up and and I hit her with that good lenscrafter.
A woman's hairy upper lip.
You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/
Rapped in the style of Too $hort.
To continue to procrastinate in after just learning a lesson about the negative effects of it.
Man, I'm so tired because I had to write that 15-page paper all last night. Good thing the next one isn't due until next Thursday. I've got until Wednesday to start. Time to recrastinate.
(n) a euphemism for pussy
That's a pink kutakata you got there.
I'm trying to get all in her kutakata.