N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs
in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.
Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs
, changed the word "fuck
" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit
", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".