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Someone e-mportant is someone who only matters or is relevant on the internet. People who have a vlog for instance can be e-mportant. E-mportant information is also information that doesn't have any real value outside of the web.
- Farmville, despite being so annoying, became a very e-mportant part of the Facebook experience for many people, not that you had people talking about it at the water cooler.
- Tila Tequila thought she was very e-mportant because she had a million friends on MySpace... and then she went on MTV to remind us she was just a slut!
- OchoCinco is maybe the most e-mportant athlete on Twitter. There he's funny, in the NFL he's mostly a joke!
- Once you start dating or get engaged or get married, if you don't change your Facebook status in 24 hours, maybe your relationship isn't that e-mportant to you...
- Tila Tequila thought she was very e-mportant because she had a million friends on MySpace... and then she went on MTV to remind us she was just a slut!
- OchoCinco is maybe the most e-mportant athlete on Twitter. There he's funny, in the NFL he's mostly a joke!
- Once you start dating or get engaged or get married, if you don't change your Facebook status in 24 hours, maybe your relationship isn't that e-mportant to you...
by el patron himself May 29, 2011
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Your FACEBOOKHOOD is the closest group of your facebook friends, those who usually appear in your newsfeed. If facebook is a big city, your facebookhood (facebook + neighborhood) are those you see in newsfeed every time you open facebook... your facebookies if you will
- Why are you making all those WWE references when talking about the BCS?
- What can I say, you're not the only wrestling expert in the facebookhood!!
- What's going on in the facebookhood?
- Right now, everybody in my facebookhood is asking cats to send them questions to their inbox and they'll reply to them in their statuses!
- So I heard your mom joined facebook?
- Yeah I know, I guess we'll have to watch out what we talk about in the facebookhood now that my mom can see the news feed!!
- What can I say, you're not the only wrestling expert in the facebookhood!!
- What's going on in the facebookhood?
- Right now, everybody in my facebookhood is asking cats to send them questions to their inbox and they'll reply to them in their statuses!
- So I heard your mom joined facebook?
- Yeah I know, I guess we'll have to watch out what we talk about in the facebookhood now that my mom can see the news feed!!
by el patron himself November 14, 2010
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A consequence of the current coronavirus pandemic, a Zoomflict is what happens when people find themselves dooble-booking multiple Zoom chats at the same time and can't attend one of them because of a schedule conflict... in other words, a Zoomflict!
1. Dude, I totally wanted to join you for that coffee chat, but I had a Zoomflict, I had another conference call I had totally forgotten about!
2. I'm sorry if I have to leave a little earlier from this, but I have a Zoomflict, they called for me for a last-minute conference call. My bad!
2. I'm sorry if I have to leave a little earlier from this, but I have a Zoomflict, they called for me for a last-minute conference call. My bad!
by el patron himself March 29, 2020
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