11 definitions by dirtymexican97

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When a fathers daughter marries an overweight man.
My daughter is marrying some fat ass, so he's gonna be my son in lard.
by dirtymexican97 June 20, 2011
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When a man gets a lot of girlfriends or a lot of girls that like him, or licking female genatalia.
Brennan: "Every night i'm getting pussy."

Dyllan: "I can get a lot of girls, so i'm getting pussy."
by dirtymexican97 June 20, 2011
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A slang term for masturbating.
Everynight I wack my jack to trib videos on xnxx.com.
by dirtymexican97 June 20, 2011
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When one is masturbating and ejaculates a large amount of sperm.
I had a load squirter last night while watching porno.
by dirtymexican97 June 20, 2011
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When one ejaculates a large amount of sperm.
Last night i had a load squirter while watching porno.
by dirtymexican97 June 21, 2011
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A sexually addictive robot from the Xtranormal series.
Mr. Robo is a very hypersexual robot.
by dirtymexican97 June 20, 2011
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When one masturbates in the middle of class during school ours.
Eric: "Yo, there was this hot ass girl in math class today, so i started jacking off."

John: "Ewww,your such a class jacker bro."
by dirtymexican97 June 20, 2011
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