Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.
We ALL know one of these, don't we?
1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.
2. What it is that I fucked last night.
1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.
2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.
The tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
Rock Hudson always took time to have a nutritional treat of boy butter.
to make doodoo in the water tank of a toilet
That guy richie is a real dickhead, so I gave him the upper deck the other night at his keg party.
The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.
The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...
What you say when the man is razzin' you.
"hey aren't you that du-"
"hey i thought i told yo-"
To believe that a certain fact is true, only to discover later that the opposite is the case.
I was viewing the live Fantasy Football scoring on CBS sportsline last night and I was winning, then the next day I looked at the scoring again to discover I had been Orced and lost the game, Damnit Mogle!