17 definitions by dilary huff

A fake compliment said in a condescending tone of voice. A sarcastic comment that translates to you suck.
Loser: Oh no I just crashed my car
Jackass: YOU'RE COOL.
by dilary huff December 29, 2005
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An old-time expression interjected after one is on the receiving end of a harsh criticism. A fight will usually occur as a result.
Northerner: You're a dumbass from the south, and so is your slave beating mother.
Southerner: (draws gun) Them's fightin' words!
by dilary huff August 17, 2007
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Showing that one is completely serious.
Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.
by dilary huff August 8, 2007
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A calculator joke, similar to 55378008. Read as loose upside down
A prostitute visited troops in Iraq, and did each 5,000 member, plus the LT, seven times.
(5000+1)(7)=35007
by dilary huff August 16, 2007
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What Democratic California senator Ernest Hollings believed the title of Beavis and Butt-head was. It has since become an in-joke among fans of the series.

Mr. Anderson, neighbor of Beavis and Butt-head (Who was based off the same person who Mike Judge based Hank Hill off of), who can never remember Beavis and Butt-head's names, often refer to the two as Buffcoat and Beaver.
Ernest Hollings: (To Janet Reno) "We've got this...what is it...Buffcoat and Beaver or Beaver and something else. I haven't seen it, I don't watch it, but whatever it is, it was at 7, Buffcoat, and they put it on now at 10:30."

Mr. Anderson: (Referring to Beavis and Butt-head wearing thick-flame glasses to disguise themselves) Well, I can see you boys aren't like the usual hooligans that hang around here, like these two fellas, uh...Buffcoat and Beaver...boy, they've been nothing but trouble.
by dilary huff December 6, 2007
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A show with contestants and judges who contradict the title every single second the show's on the air.
Why do David Hasslehoff and Sharon Osbourne get to decide who's talented and who's untalented on America's Got Talent?
by dilary huff August 19, 2007
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An undergraduate student who intends on finding no work once s/he graduates from college.
I'm a philosophy major who lights joints by setting my parents' money on fire.
by dilary huff July 27, 2010
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