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Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.
Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?
by dick goesinya June 2, 2017
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A disgruntle fast food worked who will often wipe your food on their ass or junk .
Man you want to grab a burger, No dude those places are filled with bun wipers.
by dick goesinya June 2, 2017
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A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals
You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!
by dick goesinya June 2, 2017
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