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When two women fundamentally disagree.
Brad: Wow, that fight between Candace and Bianca was bad. Do you think they'll make up?
Tina: Oh, yikes. I doubt it. That wasn't just a fight-- it was a shism.
by dbag6969 February 24, 2019

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Mom trauma — something that receives SIGNIFICANTLY less coverage than daddy issues but is equally as significant.
Charlie: I wouldn’t say I have any daddy issues, but I definitely have mauma
by dbag6969 April 13, 2019

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