a brown badger is when you get poo stuck in your ass hairs, due to lack of rectal grooming.
hey man, make sure u wipe ur ass properly or ur gna get a brown badger.
a scroppit is the turkey-neck-esque piece of skin that connects your ballsack to the shaft of your penis.
it is often subject to extreme itching and other miscomforts
dude ive got an itchy scroppit.
A Word Mash of "Scrote" and "End", forming a wonderful insult.
Dont be such a bloody Scrend, Susan