44 definitions by da trick biatch

jeff foxworthy

an unfunny person, who only has 1 joke up his sleeve. he is the reason everyone thinks southerners are stupid. had a sitcom that thankfully failed. he must die!

oh my god! they're showing rerun jeff foxworthy, where did the damn remote go?

by da trick biatch December 21, 2005

smokester

a person who smokes all the time.

geez, that dude is a smokester! look at his car windows, they are yellow with nicotine. he is disgusting and always smells like an ashtray.

by da trick biatch December 22, 2005

Miami pimp smack

a pimp smack, laid down with both hands at the same time. point of contact is the ho's ears, and results in busted ear drums.

Josh laid the Miami pimp smack on that Shrek lookin' ho.

by da trick biatch November 26, 2005

fart

shit-flavored air. one of the most noxious is the fried chicken fart.

after we ate mrs winners fried chicken, the whole car was fart tainted!

by da trick biatch November 29, 2005

georgia

the adventure state. the most beautiful state in the country. i could never live anywhere else.we have great accents, good food, friendly people. everything anyone could want!

georgia!georgia! georgia on my mind.

by da trick biatch March 31, 2006

take a slam

to take a slam is to shit. thouroughly! its a huge dump. one thats capable of blowing the back off the toilet. it is often jet-propelled, and accompanied by farts.

i gotta go take a slam, where's the air freshener?

by da trick biatch March 2, 2006

you can't polish a turd

trying to "fix up" a junky car.it cannot be done, give it up!

nathan, sell that cavi!you can't polish a turd!

by da trick biatch December 21, 2005