27 definitions by cpt.bob

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One of the most diobolical technoligies invented by soccer moms. It blocks "inappropriate content" anything rated TV14 and up. The most pointless things invented too.
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What?
My parents got a tv with a v-chip!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!YOU SUCK!!!!
by Cpt.Bob October 05, 2003
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The reason I joined the marching band.
Screw Gym, I'm going to Band
by Cpt.Bob October 16, 2003
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CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN...
and was beaten within an inch of his life by White Mage's giant mallet
Black Mage is Uber-powerful, but a total pervert.
by Cpt.Bob October 19, 2003
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A large, heavy object often used in acts of cartoon violence such as Wile E. Coyote.
Not only did the Road Runner lead him off the cliff, but he fell into a river and headfirst onto an anvil! And then, Another anvil fell out of nowhere and flattened him! WORDROTFLMAO/WORD!!!
by Cpt.Bob October 30, 2003
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In Halo, blue grenades that stick to almost any surface and explode in a cool way.
Pro: don't forget, THE BLUE ONES STICK.
Newbie: *accidentally sticks on to back of Pro's head* they what?! oh sh*t!
*BOOM*
*Pro has been killed by ally Newbie*
*Newbie has killed self*
Blue team: -2
Red team: 0
by Cpt.Bob October 05, 2003
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A neato reality show from the people at FOGNL.
This thursday on Earth, The Americans and the Iraqis go in an all-out brawl!
Only on Fognl
by Cpt.Bob October 19, 2003
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1)chick who is hot
2)attractive female
3)see wordRAcaseal/word}
by Cpt.Bob October 18, 2003
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