55 definitions by cloud

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One who obsessively tries to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending" feature such as LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, DeadJournal, Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue and other alike websites and message boards with such a function.
"I added three hundred people to my buddy list on LiveJournal!" said the friendwhore.
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.
by cloud March 07, 2005
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A famous line by the group Happatai, who sung the world famous Yatta! song.
Nippon Q Q
DEMO!!
Ashtala Wonderful!!
EASY RIDER SALAD THE MALL!!!!!
by cloud November 16, 2004
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The only place where you can buy fake viagra tablets, and fake memorobillia.
Man 1: Hey, I just sold that 10kilo of viagra tablets I had in the garage!
Man 2: How much did it go for?
Man 1: £600.00
Man 2: Dude, where is my pellets of rabbit shit?
Man 1: On the FedEX plane to Afganistan...
Man 2: .......
by cloud July 20, 2004
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To do a "..." in some sort of sentence. You are dotirising it up.
George: Hey jon, I think that animal hospital is teh winar, and that j00 suxx0rz

Jon: ...
by cloud October 24, 2003
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What 99% of the world obtain their music and programs. In 5 years CD's, tapes and records etc will all be eliminated.
In 2020 it will be possible to download the Internet.
by cloud November 22, 2004
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Someone who says something that is so obvious, it's not worth remembering what the person actually said.
Jim: Hey, the world is in the universe!
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool
by cloud July 20, 2004
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The lamest ISP ever created, crashes all the time, and has the most annoying representive mascot thing, "Connie"

Yeah, damn right its a CONnie, also tend to send you discs every other week, which can be easily snapped and made into a mass murdering knife thing, therefore provoking violence.
Mum did not create AOL
by cloud July 20, 2004
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