21 definitions by carnophage

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Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.
"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"
by Carnophage December 15, 2004
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Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.
"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"
by Carnophage December 15, 2004
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Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer
I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"
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Someone who is always complaining
dude1: I'm cold
dude1: I'm hot
dude1: I'm hungry
dude1: I smell
dude2: dude2, shut up whinging bitch
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GRIMLOCK: Me Grimlock not "nice dino". Me bash brains!
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Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.
Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar
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Comical food product invented by the The Fast Show, a UK TV program which aired in the 90s
"New After-Dinner cheesy peas!"
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