"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"
Character from Monkey Dust
responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.
"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"
I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"
Someone who is always complaining
dude1: I'm cold
dude1: I'm hot
dude1: I'm hungry
dude1: I smell
dude2: dude2, shut up whinging bitch
GRIMLOCK: Me Grimlock not "nice dino". Me bash brains!
Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.
Battered Mars bar
"New After-Dinner cheesy peas!"