29 definitions by captain poopypants

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.

a satement after you meet someone who was built up as a larger than life mythical figure, who really looks ordinary.

a threat or grim reminder that you do not, and will not beat wesley. usaully written on looseleaf paper or a bar napkin and stabbed through tthe chest of your meho.

A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.

a surprised reaction to giggling or unexplained questioning. Very popular in Jasper, and it is used when topless, after smoking a cigarette and stretching.

A way that Pat takes money from the cashiers till and costs the club revenue. Usually means going through a bottle every thirty minutes, taking one out of every 8 drafts, and one out of every thirty shots. Roughly costs about $150 a night. Also known as a great way to consider it severance pay and to take the train.

a slang term used to describe a smokin hot girl at a saloon or tavern.