29 definitions by captain poopypants

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A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.
They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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A very popular saying in Tampa, Florida, and Philadlephia, Pennsylvania. Means to not judge or comment on how others live their lives.
ran out of money, she ran out of bed, one more chance she said, if you love me baby pay the rent, don't throw stones you don't know. its not what ya say its what ya do, don't throw stones
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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after recieving a compliment it is a way of acknowledging the compliment and also informing everyone that you knew how great you are.
Gentlemen, Wade garrett. Holy Shit! Exactly right
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon
I would do anything for two tickets to the Eye Candy concert, and I mean anything
by captain poopypants November 29, 2004
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During a fight this comment comes in handy as a way to show that you expected the unexpected and responded with a kick to the side of the attackers knee. It is usually after they call you dad.
OWWWWWW. Hurts don't it?
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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