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Mom: Let me see powerschool

Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded
by call me 916 808 5471 March 29, 2022
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The beginning of WW3
russia and ukraine are now at war, which is most likely the beginning of WW3
I see china invading taiwan, then N korea invading S korea, then ww3 starts in europe
by call me 916 808 5471 February 26, 2022
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something that republicans will use as an attack against the democrats during the mid term elections
Republican: BRANDON HAS CAUSED THESE GAS PRICES TO SKY ROCKET 😡😡 TRUMP NEVER DID THIS SO TRUMP 2024 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
by call me 916 808 5471 March 27, 2022
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What fox news actually reports
Fox news: this inflation and gas prices is caused by biden and the democrats

CNN: the inflation and gas prices are caused by a variety of factors, such as bidens sanctions on russia, something that trump couldn’t do, and some states (democratic btw) are cutting the gas tax

Which would you believe more: CNN or fox fairytales
by call me 916 808 5471 March 30, 2022
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Shots? Fired
Relationship? Ruined

Life? ended
Hotel? trivago
by call me 916 808 5471 February 24, 2022
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that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨
Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance
by call me 916 808 5471 March 29, 2022
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they’ll tell you how great and magnificent china is, and the western countries are no match to china, illegally (most “western” websites are banned in china)
chinese people on twitter: china is the greatest country on earth. the united states are no match for our good country.
twitter in china: banned*
by call me 916 808 5471 February 26, 2022
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