When a female you are dating reveals that she's coming back to her husband whom she was separated from.
After three months of dating she dropped the husband bomb.
A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.
On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.
A vampire whose first feeding was on animal blood, who will always need animal blood to live.
A carouche is not to be confused with a Vegetarian Vampire
and is considered a lower class of vampire. The character Screed from the Forever Knight
tv series was such a vampire who fed on rats.
I caught my wife with a koala bear.
A fictional drink immortalized in a Flintsones
episode. To drink it shows that you're really tough.
Bartender, I'll have rocks over rocks in a dirty glass.
What happens to a man's scrotum during extremely cold weather. A painful form of shrinkage
I had a severe case of the brass monkey in the locker room after the hockey game.
with so much oil in his hair that it drips down the back of his shirt.
The greaseback left a stain on the chair.