the best fuckin man to ever grace god’s green earth
he’s tall skinny smart and fuckin handsome
he takes martial arts and kicks ass on a daily basis and he sure as shit ain’t gay
he’s the kinda guy that gives a girl the best goddamn orgasm of her life
Fag: ayy Zach, want my ding a ling in your pooper?
Zach: tf you sayin? *roundhouse kick to the face*
