57 definitions by benny b from the bronx

n. a group of heavy drinkers

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.

an extremely dangerous, potentially fatal punch to the torso area (especially the kidney region) where one twists his fist violently on impact thus causing great discomfort and suffering on the receiving end
"men" such as woo are particularly susceptible to tremor punches and could die on impact... so use caution
this term was originated by Drew M (known by some as John Belushi) and was first tested on the biggest oaf on the planet, woo

1. A girl of alarmingly small stature; she is always short and, in practically every case very skinny as well.
Not only does she have these inadmirable traits but, in addition, she always acts fiesty and quite often is an annoying bitch.
Maret School President, and perhaps the most respected man when it comes to these matters, woo, recently expressed his sentiments on squabble snakes in an interview with Time Magazine, stating "when i see a squabble snake i usually like to keep my distance, however, when they are extra annoying, i sometimes need to act out of character a little bit and tear their clothing off and inflict pain."

a short, particularly stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.

ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.

synonym: battle toad

the difference between "war pig" "and battle toad" are that if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are putting emphasis on how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct). while, if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are emphasizing how short she is.

to be passed out on the bathroom floor.

drunken misbehavior whose outrageousness has been diluted with time.