552 definition by bastardized bottomburp

Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?
"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

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2 of Americas most promising individuals, will one day aspire to more than TV and nachos. And maybe get laid.
Huh huh. He said anus.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

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A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.
"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 01, 2003

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Moronic, half-assed spelling or "your" or "you're" used by close-minded, slow chatroom/AOLer individuals who can't type fast enough, and will use the excuse: 'i hav 2 use slang coz i am tokin 2 lots ov pplz unlyk u LOLZ', even though I could talk to several people without using a single abbreviation.
Although these slow-minded turdburglars use it to represent 'u r', or 'you are', it is not spelt the way it would be pronunced. 'Ur' would be pronunced as 'err' or 'uhr', not 'yer' or 'yur'.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

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g2g
Got to Go.

See gtg
g2g cya

g2g bai
by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

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Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.
Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

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Man; friend; chum
Come along, chaps, its time for the mass suicide!
by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

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