Man's best friend, next to TV
Hey, your dog is blocking the screen!
The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:
How do you like them apples!?
Someone you either love or hate, observe or ignore, let live or destroy, and may never know entirely unless you ask the right questions and get the right answers from.
Also, an exclamatory phrase used to take the initiative, usually to exhibit oneself to other people.
P.S. Why are you looking at me like that?
Something that might get you into trouble if uttered aloud.
You know what I just thought? Oh, wait, nevermind... (innocent face)
Something that really ties a room together.
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.
(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)
Medicine for the soul
"I have bowel cancer"
Laughter fills the hospital