It's where you take a shit and it comes out clean; a clean-shit. But instead of just leaving it, you wipe, losing the point of a clean-shit.
Mom: Why are you so sad?
Mom: Tell me or you're grounded?
You: I was going to not have to wipe after I took a shit, because it came out clean, but I still wiped, I encountered The Loss.
Mom:Oh shit son.