1 definition by anonymouscunt

tavares middle school is located in central florida, where most of the untamed crackheads live. the school consists of girls who act like sluts and send their nudes to everyone, and guys who think their underwear is meant to show while they say their baggy jeans. the principle is HUMUNGOUS, and causes minor earth quakes whenever she walks past a classroom. the 6th grade administrator, (mrs. wagner) looks like a beaten frozen tater tot, and enjoys repeatedly dying her hair red to hide the fact that she is an old bitch with gray hair. the 7th grade administrator, (MR. CALDWELL) is the best administrator there, and tends to let you slide while you are slipping. and finally, the cow ass 8th grade administrator, (mrs. zamora) is the absolute worst. she came from treadway elementary school, and believes that she runs this shit now. she thinks kids listen to her annoying bitch voice but in reality they mock her as soon as she turns around. the lunch food tastes like ass, and your grades will be trash if you get ANY one of these teachers - MISS FRANCIS, MR. KEELING, MRS. WARD, MR. BOGGUS, MRS. MCDANIEL, MRS. HARRISON, MR. VONMAXEY, MR. CAMPBELL, MR. MELO, MRS. PROCTOR, MR. DANIELSON, MR. MAHLAN, MRS. THOMAS, MR. CROSBY, AND MR. FAILE. if you get any other teacher, youre safe (: take this information and savor it. you'll need it lmao.