Acronym for Shit Mounted on Wood. Once an Internet phenomenon, it has outlived its 15 mintues of fame.
Did you see that website? They sell SMOW...how disgusting.
High shock value party favorite -whipping out and squeezing your balls AND cock with 1 hand until they turn purple. For emphasis, the free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and sing Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
So then Carl jumped on the coffee table and showed his chicken heart to everyone at the tupperware party!
1. Acronym for Cliff is Gay. Used repeatedly to attempt to convert a straight man named Cliff, into a homosexual.
2. A quick game of 'HORSE' using a nerf basketball in an office environment as opposed to a basketball on a court.
2. Who's up for a quick game of CIG?