11 definition by all in the name of jesus

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow
"man, I got cow jacked this morning"
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by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

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lube
"hey, you got any sex lotion"
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by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

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An annoying ass girl from class of 2023 who wears pookah shell necklaces and carries her hydro flask with her everywhere. She has scrunchies up and down both arms and thinks wearing a long t-shirt is an exception for not wearing pants.
"if I see another VSCO girl saying some sksksksksksksksk type shit I'm gonna kill myself"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

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Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.
"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"
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by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

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