1 definition by Zoe_is_a_hoe

An extremely stupid white bitch who deserves to be in Hell. She seems innocent on the outside, but truly, she is a slut and will bang any guy who asks. She goes out of her way to make sure she gets some dick on a regular basis. If you show her a dick under 6 inches she will punch you and try to bite your dick off. Make sure to avoid her and at all costs don't let her have sex with you unless you want multiple STDs. Also, she does NOT know how to make out with you. She will bite your tongue and try to pull your teeth out with her own. She honestly is the worst. She wears slutty clothes and will literally do anything for 5 chicken nuggets. She can come in all shapes and sizes. When she is skinny, she is a bitch. When she is fat, she is a bitch. She is literally always a bitch. Like seriously, a HUGE fucking bitch. She will try to force you to eat her out and will ask you to eat her feces. She has a huge crush on any guy who has at least a little money. If you can buy her 5 chicken nuggets, she will be yours. Try to avoid any Zoe at all costs unless you want to be beaten. She will have sex with you, complain about it, and then ask you to commit suicide because you're so bad at having sex. What a bitch