251 definitions by Your mom

hick

somebody(like me)who worships:elvis,dirtbikes,and their cusins

"hey Cletus you know what my dream is???watching elvis rip out on my dirtbike while screwing my sister"

by Your mom July 25, 2003

trailer fuck

Getting it up the butt in the back of a stank ass trailer.

I want you to trailer fuck me so hard.

by Your mom May 16, 2003

V card

"V" stands for virgin, holding the V card means you're still a virgin.

"I still hold the V card"

by Your mom March 11, 2003

g7

Fag, way cool armos call people gay on the low...g-yot ...g as in the letter g in english and yot as in the nummber seven in armenian...when u sound it it it giyot...meaning fag in armenian... G7 BRO!

Girl 1: Dude look at that parskahye...hes so hot but his jeans are really ass tight
Girl 2: gggggggg 7!!!!

by Your mom January 7, 2005

goldenshower

the act of shooting out a yellow substance out of the private area out on to someone. mainly done by some sick motherfucka.

man i was having such good sex that i just couldnt reach the bathroom so when i stood up out it went.

by Your mom February 17, 2005

corn smoker

When ones penis is bigger in width than in length, usually pertaining to a tapered effect.

"Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!!!! Did you see that guys corn smoker????!!??!"

by Your mom October 10, 2003

Cats Are Cocks

A song sung by a dog in the Osbournes Christmas Special. (Triumph The Dog)

Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Your mom December 20, 2003