15 definitions by Your Mom's Gay

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When you behead someone and then replace their head with a pot of your choice thus creating a pot head and eliminating at least one person from this infinite universe.
by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019
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Puppet Yoda is an inspirational YouTube chef, painter, and content creator who truly inspires the world do get drunk and make a fucking pizza instead of a cake.
Puppet Yoda is cool.
by Your Mom's Gay February 01, 2019
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11
When you are sexually attracted to all Fortnite characters
My friend recently became a Fortnosexual when the Bunny Brawler skin came out in the Fortnite Item Shop.
by Your Mom's Gay February 01, 2019
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When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.
Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!
by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019
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When you whip a busted nut.
After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.
by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019
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When you digest any type of dick.
Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.
by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019
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