A porno magazine that is tucked away in the woods for the next generation of horny teenagers to find. It is known that the members of metal bands Shadows Fall
and From Autumn To Ashes
are great supporters of this. It's also a fact that the internet is ruining woods porn.
Person 1: OMG, I FOUND THIS PENTHOUSE MAG IN THE WOODS DUDE!
Person 2: *gets naked*
Person 1: Yes, woods porn is the best!!!
Someone who is lucky enough to come in contact with a man named Jeff, the most awesomest person ever.
Person 1: Do you know Jeff?
Person 2: Yes, the most awesomest person I know by far!
Person 1: Then you are truly blessed!