STANDS FOR:
wet ass pussy
waffles and pancakes
words are powerful
whale ate person
wagons are pointless
warm apple pie
wool and paper
watering a petunia
what a picture
waiting around people
warming a pizza
dad: hey what does wap stand for?
kid: uhh... waffles and pancakes, why?
dad: no reason just wondering
_later_
kid: *sees dad's updated status*
"I LOVE MY WIFE'S WAP"
kid: oh shiiiit *slaps forehead*