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The main enemy in Command and Conquer: Tiberian Dawn and Tiberian Sun. In all sense of the word, a cult. It's foe is the GDI or Global Defence Initiative. Go get the game and check 'em out!
"Shit, NOD tanks!"
"Cheese it!"
by Xel'Naga April 04, 2005

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A statement made by Ed from "Shaun of the Dead" that can make the most tight-mouthed b@sterds crack a smile. To be used whether addressee is African American or not.
A man rolls his window down when he see's some teens.

"Sup niggas!"
by Xel'Naga April 04, 2005

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1: When the very flow of time colapses upon in itself due to a temporal incursion or "Time Travel" Noteworthy people who have gone backward in time would be...Well, that guy in Timecop....Shut up.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.

For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.
"What the hell, you're me!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
Brain explosion
by Xel'Naga April 04, 2005

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1: When the very flow of time colapses upon in itself due to a temporal incursion or "Time Travel" Noteworthy people who have gone backward in time would be...Well, that guy in Timecop....Shut up.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.

For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.

2. Whatever went on with Red Foreman and that big ship in Star Trek: Voyager. Like, seriously, WTF? Temporal Shielding? And why could they live forever if they're protected from time. They'd age normally! Sorry, it's just the fact you could erase places from time looks cool, but is just not feasible.
"What the hell, you're me!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
"If you're me, then-"
"1978"
"But when"
"Yesterday"
"How-"
"I'm you right?"
"Oh yeah....How many fingers am I holding up?"
"I'm you, I'm not psychic....4"
"F%$#!"
"Really, now go on ahead through that door, and watch out for...Never mind"
"Huh?"
by Xel'Naga April 06, 2005

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A more powerful word then own, primarily used in CS or HL2DM.
"OMG11111 Wall h4x0r!"
"Shut up, biatch. You just got sc0ned!"
by Xel'Naga April 06, 2005

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L33t speaking of sc0ne

Basicly a more powerful owning becomes a sc0ning.
"Yo AWP whore, I got a present for ya!"
Knife Massacre
"OMG111 A sc0ning! h4x0r!"
by Xel'Naga April 06, 2005

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1: L33t speak of a British Pastry

2: A more powerful word than 0wnd used in Multi-player games like CS and HL2DM.
"Hey biatch! u gunna get ownd"
"HEAD SHOT"
"OMG1111 Pwnd!"
"No sssmask, sc0ned"
by Xel'Naga April 08, 2005

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