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Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Shit Tits Amazing Rump

The juxtaposition of having the perfect arse but the absolute worst tits

Tell her she's a star and she will be grateful
Babe you are an absolute S.T.A.R
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
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Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber
by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021
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Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle

They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work
Use the clavicle compliment when you really mean "those are some awful fucking empty tits"
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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When you are only attracted to women that are a size 10 upper body but a size 14 lower body

Or better still but much rarer 8 upper body and 14 or 16 lower body

Slim upper torso, small empty breasts, thick thighs, big round ass
She's 10 over 14, I have such an afraction for her
by Working Class Hero December 29, 2021
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Medium sized tits that have the texture of an old fashioned car horn. All that's missing is the honking sound. Be great it they did make a honker honker sound when squeezed
by Working Class Hero December 2, 2020
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