128 definitions by Wizards Sleeve

Yet another term for anal sex.
Dude 1: "Man my new chick is a slut. She let me slush fuck her!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, my man!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2007
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Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.
Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2007
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A slag. An easy woman who takes little persuasion to get into bed. Not good looking often.
Dude 1: "Hey! Still single, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm makin' do with easy ride 'til something good comes along!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 26, 2007
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The morning-after effect of a particularly good hot curry. Describes the flatulent anal-slapping one experiences when breaking wind. Severe curry slap may, in extreme cases, result in rectal prolapse leaving one in need of urgent medical attention.
Dude 1: "I will never drink and eat Indian food again."
Dude 2: "Why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "'Cos today I got bad curry slap and my ass is broke."
by Wizards Sleeve September 16, 2006
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(British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.

Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.
Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2010
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Thick semen. As found in good porno movies after the pop shot.
Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2007
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The very finest pussy you can get. Exquisite to the feel, and a joy to slip into.
"Man that new chick in Accounts, she may look like a thunder pig, but damn! That broad has a fine silk slipper!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 25, 2007
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