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An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.
Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!
by Wise Man November 20, 2003
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Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.
My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D
by Wise Man October 7, 2003
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The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.
Me: What the FUCK?!?!?
Car Theif: <scrambles for bat> PLERCHK!!!!!!!
by Wise Man October 7, 2003
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I couldn't be arsed to talk to her, so i gave her the swerve.
by Wise Man October 2, 2003
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1) Sound made by any pneumatically inflated object when burst.
2) Slang word for sex.
1) "Just a couple more puffs and your baloon will be full" BANG!!!!
2) Stu: So, what did ya do last night?
Al: I banged my girlfreind man.
by Wise Man October 9, 2003
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