1 definition by Wet Flapjack

A fat smelly bucket of fucking cat piss. Smells like a dumpster and smokes cigarettes and is completely retarted in every way. When you see him you will know he doesn’t and eats his own pubic hairs.
“Hey look it’s a homeless person”-it’s probably a Dade Turner-“oh yeah I forgot dade turner is a smelly fat crack head”
by Wet Flapjack April 15, 2019
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